The P Word

(Disclaimer)
You re about to read words from a woman regarding the menstruation cycle. Everything you read will be shared from EXPERIENCE. I am not a certified anything or anyone. I am a woman, simply. So, if I say something familiar, feel free to share that pleasure with everyone in the comments section. If it's too deep, then maybe get in tune with your divine feminine energy.  I encourage you to seek out more info about YOU, so that your true purpose of being a woman becomes more clear ( human born with the equipment to carry a child). Now, if you are having menstrual ups and downs, please go to your gynecologist and get checked out, don't waste time. If you are uninsured, make sure you are in tune with your home girl down there. Keep her happy, clean and entertained. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about. (Hint: You have Kegels for a reason)


This topic lest alone an in depth look scientifically has frightened many over the years and blurred some real facts versus some religious bizarro nonsense. Before we get into that, allow me to share a few do's and dont's that I wish all men could truly appreciate.
1. DO know, it's not that I'm mad, it's just that I am experiencing contractions and not having a baby, but replacing my vaginal wall and then some. This is out of my control and yes, I sure will get short and reply impatiently, but i still love you Honey (smirking girlishly).

2. DO know that, yes, I do gain strength around this time. No I don't need your help re-arranging the furniture, gardening, doing, laundry, cleaning the kitchen and all other related duties. Of course afterwards I will be whining like a baby on my husbands chest or moaning from a well deserved massage from his strong, firm hands. Did you all know that during menstruation, certain massages shouldn't be done? It's true. Make sure your man knows the right spots and times to massage you ladies. Yoga for menstruation is awesome too! Just a few short poses works wonders for that special time.

3. DON'T push it, my love, if I want to eat some cucumber salad or some trail mix and that's it, leave me alone with it. Sometimes the appetite changes around this time, not for all, but for me it definitely changes.

I know you all could add so much more to this list. Feel free to put your dream lists in the comment section.